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Author: martlesthegreat

Date: June 29, 2011

by martlesthegreat
6-29-11
You don't look so good Phil.
I feel like I've been mercilessly beaten with a tire iron, which coincidentally just happened in the parking garage.
We don't have a parking garage.
That's funny because the blood on my shirt and face disagrees with you.
Hey man, guess what? You take the last donut again, not only will I beat you with my tire iron, I'll make you wish your body didn't have orifices.
I hate this job.