All comics by mass-appeal_madness

 

here I am baby, take me by the hand. by mass-appeal_madness 9-14-01
I'm gonna eat your dog not if I eat your soul first.	well, I'm going to sock your face damn...	not if I sock your face first! dammit! foiled again!

 

Whats in store for fall? by mass-appeal_madness 9-14-01
the dance begins wanna try one of my worms? ok.	want to pet my kitty? yes. i was going to ask if I could.	that turned me on. hardcore. me too.

 

I know I shouldn't be here. by mass-appeal_madness 9-14-01
so...whats a fancy lady like you doing in a place like this? um...nothing much. just grabbing a bite to eat.	you're kinda cute, you know. ::giggles:: why thank you.	I find flies rather attractive. sweet!

 

don't stop thinking about tomorrow. by mass-appeal_madness 9-14-01
I have often pondered about my purpose on earth. I thought maybe I'm here to do something great. So i try to do something great. I try hard. I put out a huge effort. But I'm not good at anything.	So I just decided to sleep. I was pretty good at it. But then when I stopped caring, no one else cared. For some reason, I inspired people.	maybe I should never have stopped caring.

 

I'm not quite sure why I'm here, why I do the things I do. by mass-appeal_madness 9-14-01
Where have all the cowboys gone?	They are in the under water caves.	With david hasselhoff

 

Gone out the window. by mass-appeal_madness 9-15-01
::taps mic:: So, how's everyone doing tonight? I'm pretty good. Whats the deal with onions?	Man. those onions, they make even a GROWN MAN cry! Only a REALLY GOOD episode of I Love Lucy can do that to a man! Those onions are POWERFUL.	:: tap tap:: is this thing on?

 

not a vengeanful people. by mass-appeal_madness 9-15-01
wow, I sure do look hot today!	today I will find a lady.	boy oh boy.

 

the most beautiful girl in the world. by mass-appeal_madness 9-15-01
wow, I sure do look hot today!	today I will find a lady.	boy oh boy.

 

Somebody hurts inside by mass-appeal_madness 9-15-01
good evening.	hmmm...	Check out this nice piece of ash!

 

maybe its time to go home. by mass-appeal_madness 9-15-01
i thought of you while I was waiting for the mail. What would your letter bring?	I wasn't sure. but then I read it.	You should have told me. I would have severed my own leg off for you. I'm lost.

 

favorite hits of the 80s, 90s, and today. by mass-appeal_madness 9-15-01
umm...isn't that a little risque?	umm...isn't that a little risque?	umm...isn't that a little risque?

 

So baby, lets get to it. by mass-appeal_madness 9-15-01
today was a bad day. My mom's leg fell off. My car exploded. I cut myself shaving.	my cd player broke. my dog got run over. my girlfriend broke up with me. it can't get any worse.	:: sigh:: i stand corrected.

 

make no mistake, i like to bake. by mass-appeal_madness 9-18-01
so like, what do you do for fun? oh, you know. stuff.	yeah? I threaten people with tazers. oh. can you show me sometime?	umm... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... sure. ok.

 

Told you from the start you owned my heart. by mass-appeal_madness 9-21-01
one time i was in a bad mood, and travis showed up on my porch with my neighbors cat.	he said he bought it for me.	i'm allergic to cats, but it was still cute.

 

Jolene we know, that you'll never let us go. by mass-appeal_madness 9-21-01
halloween ruled last year. i was a prostitute.	scott put on lots of makeup and weird body paint and went as a business man.	anthony dressed in a jester costume, and went as an orthodontist.

 

It doesn't really matter where we're going to. by mass-appeal_madness 9-21-01
today I was hungry and it wasn't supper time yet, so I had a Snickers	if it wasn't for their "hungry? why wait?" ad campaign, I probably wouldn't have known that i didn't have to wait in order to eat a Snickers bar.	so I guess it's a good thing they have those commercials.

 

a comic that reeks of desperateness. by Megan. by mass-appeal_madness 9-21-01
		I wish someone from makeoutclub would go out with me.

 

Smote! by mass-appeal_madness 4-12-04
Ok so that'll be # 6 with a coke, a frosty dairy desert, and mozzerella sticks. That's 7.86 Damn, I forgot my wallet. Can't you just give it me? I'm your savior!	No, I'm sorry I don't have the authority to do that. Ok, fine. Can I just write you a check then?	Sure, I'll just need to see your ID. Oh, for chrissakes!

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