Jesus has great abs. by masturbatingjesus2-04-01 How come Jesus never waves to us when we see him? He has this Holier than thou attitude. That's what got him nailed to that cross in the first place. Snob.
Am I going to hell? by masturbatingjesus2-04-01 Hey Jesus, you think THAT hurts? Check this shit out. Pussy. Teehee...
Satan finds a new friend. by masturbatingjesus2-06-01 Hey Jesus! Clap if you DON'T want me to sodomize you with my pitchfork! That's what I thought. Jerk....
