YouNeverKnow.

Author: matclarke

Date: June 9, 2005

by matclarke
6-09-05
We're going to treat your son as a missing persons case. But he has probably just been murdered. You never know.
Due to our extensive investigative techniques this will take a great deal of time. Plus I got a few other things to do.
Subsequent eons later
Hmm. Looks like there might be a possibility I have another missing persons case on my hands. But you never know.