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by matixtechr22
6-17-02
our hero donkeys life was once a normal occurance
im a donkey
i love to fuck donkeys while the knaw my balls
strange men would always hit on him
thats a little up front, dont you think?
suck it you beautiful donkey you
but he was a strictly pussy kind of guy
im outta here....
im gonna be in there

 

by matixtechr22
6-17-02
hey have you ever uh...uh... oh yeah have you ever....um.. shit im wasted
jesus this man is a waste to society
...and then he was like " get the fuck out of my restaraunt and if you ever sleep in the ball pit again ill kill you" and i was like hey its a warm spot and he was like......
well, he needs to die
....and she said that you have to unzip your fly for a blowjob and i told her that my beard was wet and needed a good blowin and that if you cant do that i want my 5 bucks back and she was like....
must....end...life...NOW!

 

by matixtechr22
6-17-02
dude what are you in here for?
I fucked you mom....
holyshit! me too!
seriously? i was joking. i only took some skittles from albertsons
...oh yeah me too... i uh.. was busted smokin heroine and stuff....
i shoulda paid for the skittles...

 

by matixtechr22
6-17-02
Im the devil kiss my ass
what a dum shit
ohh shit
dude im going to blow you up
that was gay

 

by matixtechr22
6-17-02
holy shit dude im soooo baked!
sooooooooooo baked
oh my god youre a whore
what no im not
what the fuck i have to sit down because im soooooo baked
im a horse

 

by matixtechr22
6-17-02
ONCE when jake(the kid with the hat) was angry so he bought 10 nuclear bombs at k-mart and used them to destroy the world
dude you just blew up the earth
so what you wanna fight about it ill blow you up
what are we gonna eat?
we just eat....uh..um.. SHUTUP!
to be continued.....
smooth move exlax
I SAID SHUTUP!

 

by matixtechr22
6-17-02
Welcome to hell
dude fuck you
shut up you loser
BBRRIINNGG IT
go to hell
dude were in hell dum ass

 

by matixtechr22
6-17-02
hey you get the fuck off my bench
dude you blew up everything else so i call dibs
I am KING! all that is living or existing is mine to control and command to my bidding
You got nothin on this.....hey by the way nice shorts
SHUTUP MY MOM GAVE ME THESE!
and my mom gave me this bench as a happy apocalypse present

 

by matixtechr22
6-17-02
how are you today nancy
hey back off i know what you priests are about!
i only wish to help you with your needs
what i need is for you to....
stick my god given 10 inch cock in your poon
sounds about right...

 

by matixtechr22
6-17-02
Dear john, I have been a fan of your show for years and would love nothing more than to ride you all night
well i havent had a decent fuck since i was 17 so i guess ill meet her
what was i thinking
lets get butt nasty

 

by matixtechr22
6-17-02
yous a mighty fine woman
i know im beautiful and i know you have a 1 inch weenie
that.....thats simply not true
yeah it is AND YOU CANT SEE IT WHEN YOU PEE
THATS RIGHT MINI MAN

 

by matixtechr22
6-17-02
THIS STRIP IS NOT ABOUT SEX
NOPE IT IS NOT
I WILL NOT TALK ABOUT SEX IN THIS STRIP
HE WONT JUST WATCH
SEE?

 

by matixtechr22
6-17-02
YOURE A PIMP
No YOU are the pimp
Dont bullshit me...Youre a pimp!
No way Youre the pimp alright
Idiot
Bitch ass

 

by matixtechr22
6-18-02
apollo 69 is taking place nigga
we hit turbulance...... i think there is a problem
roger that
inside apollo 69
whats up my nigga
Your not supposed to be up here................ humkay
mean whil at the nasa base at 400 hours
uhhh.........ohhhhhhhhhhh
oh yeah baby shake it

 

by matixtechr22
6-18-02
As our friends dudeman and spaz continue thier lonely journey thru the wasteland that spaz has created, a problem arises
hey you are getting really annoying
did i ASK you to talk!?
no but did i ask for the polar ice caps to melt after you blew up the world?
What?
to be continued
Thirsty?
no im fine why do you ask.......hey shutup!!!!

 

by matixtechr22
6-18-02
under the sea oh baby
hey shut up and get us out of here
yep
dude are we in hell

 

by matixtechr22
6-18-02
oohhhh yeeaahhh ah hah hah hah
so a nickel bag is only 5 bucks
hey where you going ah hah hah hah
oh crap the pigs is out to get me im out of here
whats up piggy ah hah aahhoo shiat
hey shut up you you you you stupid stonner i will kick your skinny as you pot head motha fucker come on you want to fight i will rule you you you you and your mom and her sweet jelly filled ass

 

by matixtechr22
6-18-02
i love to watch tv
that was great

 

by matixtechr22
6-18-02
hi my names beckey uhh hah hah huhnk
hey my name is dooya
ohhh thats funny ah hah huuuhnk
dooya want to suck my cock
the the nasty one we are
or dooya want me to slip it in

 

by matixtechr22
6-19-02
do yall want to rock..... hell yeah rock it up..... i am your daddy after the the show well roll a faty
dah nah nah naaah nannanana fuck waaahh dah nah dah dah nah nah
we will rock you till your knees bleed.... welcome to the jungle ohhh fuck yeah gonna smoke the chiba we just rolled rock ROCK rock ROCK
deh ne ne nea nah nah nah na na dah nah dah nah smoke that joint ooowwaaahhh yeah dah nah nah nan na
i saw a hot girl i said suck it suck it then ill fuck it fuck it ohhh yeah fuck im gonna nail your sister in her pppooonnn yeah she is hot smoke that pot motha fucka
rock dah nah nah nana dah nah nah nanasuck nah nana dah nah nah it motha fuck it dah nah naehhhh deee neeee deeah dah nah nah nah nana nah dah motha fucker dah nah rock

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