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by matt1freek
9-14-03
Maybe this whole thing was a stupid idea..
Yo! this is Matt1freek . Welcome to the first episode the the Emuxhaven show! Welcome our first guest FlamePixel!
yo
holy shit!.. i think we might have an electrical problem.. everyone just stay calm and make your way to the exits..

 

by matt1freek
9-14-03
yo chrisrpg.. u think you could help me hang this picture?
actually im kinda busy right now, i still have to..
uhhuh...
redo the asm coding ..fix the tables ...dump the menus,fonts,title screen, 8x8 scripts..
ow
..translate then insert the scripts in potuguese, spanish,french,swedish..sign up some beta testers.. then pull some status screenshots and update the website

 

by matt1freek
9-14-03
unF
unF!
unF!
unF!

 

by matt1freek
9-14-03
i knew i shouldnt have downloaded all those roms....
ay matt
wow hey rodney jason are you here to bail me out!?
um...no not quite
what about a shovel hidden in a cake?....something?
wrong again.. I'm here to apologize..the feds told me theyd give me a reduced sentance if i turned you in..welp have a nice life

 

by matt1freek
9-14-03
wow .. how did my car end up there?
well ..mrs edea i'm gonna have to take you in for some questions...
riiiight...

 

by matt1freek
9-14-03
hey doom.. i got a question
sup rwolf
am i missing something? i cant find the funny here...
x_x
DIE n00b! ph33r m3!

 

by matt1freek
9-14-03
hehe welcome to the 2nd episode of the Emuxhaven show I'm here with my special guest host SlipsZero.. Why dont you say something for the great audience!
:Meow:
:P
this matt1freek guy needs to lay off the drugs..

 

by matt1freek
9-15-03
One day at kcar's supermarket
welcome to bigdump grocery, now what the hell do you want?
excuse me.. do you work here?
um...no
do you know where..
look im getting paid just enough to support my online and mmorpg bills right now.. so id appreciate it if youd get the hell out of my face
where's the bathroom?

 

by matt1freek
9-15-03
Metaldawg has some news for cero
ay cero guess what?
..don't care
i'm going to england for vacation
really? excuse me as i do my happy dance
um...you mean your not going to miss me?
can't take a hint ay?

 

by matt1freek
9-15-03
oh crap.. someones at the door..
hello? do i know you?
itsa me mario!
cero?... did you slip me something while i was playing mario golf by any chance?
only the best for you my friend ...only the best...

 

by matt1freek
9-15-03
another day at astaroth's house
::knock knock::
hello there how are u doing today.. would you be intersted in hearing about my church.. how about i come inside and we can talk about all the great things that god has done for us?
I'm really not interested ..actually im kinda busy right now
no kidding.. do you mind if i ask you why? you do believe in god correct? what are u doing this sunday?
::note to self:: after killing spree smear his blood on the welcome mat and door, proceed watching tv

 

by matt1freek
9-15-03
Gimp the pimp peepin his hood
damn im smooth
BITCH! what the fuck you doin off your corner sittin on yo fat ass over here? you need to be making me my money
i dont feel like workin tonight, my feet hurt
h0! you need to be tryin to walk a muthafuckin hole in your muthafuckin sole..for i do like my nigga pimpin ken and get yo ass a chinese 9 one gone you do know what im sayin dont ya ho?
no.. not really..

 

by matt1freek
9-15-03
your a n00b ay?
yep..
hehe n00bs r ub3r gh3y
..keke
so you interested in beta testing?
:P

 

by matt1freek
9-15-03
well pooky , look at that...its 12 am..you know what that means..
time to reformat my hardrive
not again please
... yep running much smoother now

 

by matt1freek
9-16-03
ok everyone .. by popular demand i bring you UNKNOWNFEAR!
hi..hows it goin?
maybe you should do something cool to impress everyone..keke
i got the perfect idea.. one sec..
seriously dude i said impress..not depress
wait.. i made a new sprite for my rpg.. itll be out in 2026 keep an eye out

 

by matt1freek
9-16-03
one day on #emuxhaven
emuxbot sets mode +@ KilaRay
thanks for the +@
go fuck your mother
...what?
your mom does great billy goat poles for nickels
wtf.. was tekken screwing with the bot again?

 

by matt1freek
9-16-03
whats the matter matt?
i dunno tick.. im running out of ideas, i just want to end it all
well .. your comics do kindof suck
yep and heres a note from cg.. "Your banned from the forums.. love pooky"
you know what makes me feel better when im down? i get on top of a building a scream "spoooon!"
ooh i see a pretty light..

 

by matt1freek
9-16-03
check..check..mic check one one
anti-war slips into a dream.. isnt it obvious he's dreaming?
yay!!
biotech!biotech! is godzilla! AGGGGHHH!!!
wtf is that supposed to mean?
hell if i know.. never did like sepultura

 

by matt1freek
9-17-03
rocky vs cero
cero..why dont you like me?
becuz your a fucking clown.. yet somehow your not even funny..besides sucking up to edea isnt going to get you anywhere...ass
who..who are you?
i'm cero's gay uncle..and i think you a cutie..maybe we can chat on aol sometime?
you see now..you cross my path again.. and i'll see to it you get to know my uncle real well..
::cries::

 

by matt1freek
9-17-03
setsuna vents
since everything else i post gets closed/moved/locked on the super elitist god forums, maybe ill have better luck posting a reply in a regular post.
well, ive got nothing to say, really, but im closing my account because i dont like opression, nor egotistical power hungry mods whom lack any sense of humor. good day =)
yep he sure showed us
yep.. i sure showed them.. how will they ever get by without me making pointless nonsense posts under the wrong topic
cerosgayunkle@aol.com posts : so what are you wearing?

 

by matt1freek
9-18-03
Asta spits some game
ashleigh .. i can't take it any longer you must know.. i've been stalking you
no kidding... it's so fucking obvious and creepy at the same time..i'm overwhelmed
i'll drink the water you bathe in..
eww..
what do i have to to make u want me?
well for starters you could stfu!

 

by matt1freek
9-18-03
The Un-apology
hello everyone.. yep its matt again, it would appear some people are getting sick of me..and believe me i see what is said word for word..
this is my take on things..if you want my apology for things a fucking stick figure said in a comic that wasnt even posted to your forum..too bad.. its not going to happen..
all of this was done to make my friends lol,and they did,so if some people are alienated by that or hurt, rememeber. I'm a stick figure i didnt kill your parents or rape your dog.. i just made a comic

 

by matt1freek
9-18-03
un-apology pt 2: the thanx
also while im venting.. i would like to give my HEARTfelt thanx to all who did in fact lol , and they all did..every comic and i appreciate it much
but what i appreciate more is my friends cero and astaroth , who saw this for what it was and defended me when i wasnt present to defend myself.thank you.i will still make comics.im not going NEwhere
hate speech..
oh so first im a serial killer..and now im a nazi? gravy

 

by matt1freek
9-18-03
anti, you gonna download cero's new wallpaper?
new wallpaper? lemme see!
2 days later
yep any minute now
http://www.emuxhaven.net/forum/uploads/post-13-1063914001.jpg ---3% downloaded
are we there yet?
mindspring is fast and reliable :)

 

by matt1freek
9-27-03
deep thoughts..
have you ever noticed how messed up jap p0rn is? theyve got rape, bukake, hermaphrodites,school girls, impossibly large breasts, bondage,.. tentacles.....wtf?
yep and you've got every one of them permanently etched into your hard drive for all the 12 yr old leechers on irc to get grounded over
i swear.. their for resource and educational purposes only...
uh huh..right....
BAH!
Matt = Perv +1

 

by matt1freek
9-28-03
Hey! Do you kids think you can keep it the hell down! My baby's trying to sleep!
It's ok baby go back to sleep..
everything gonna be alright..daddys here now
::sleep-mode::

 

by matt1freek
10-12-03
Hey Everyone get a gamecube!!!!!!Zoids Vs is comming out and i heard its a awesome game!!!Kingdom Hearts 2 is came out on GBA And i loved it!!!!Like Secret Of Mana.Tales Of Phantasia came out too and
why? whats with this n00b flood?
its finally translated right.For ps2 Final Fantasy X-2 came out and Yunas HOTTTT!!!!Besure to check out these new releases
why does he keep posting nonsense..and askin for roms.. man i hope he gets banned soon
Hey Everyone get a gamecube!!!!!!Zoids Vs is comming out and i heard its a awesome game!!!Kingdom Hearts 2 is came out on GBA And i loved it!!!!Like Secret Of Mana.Tales Of Phantasia came out too and
bird brain

 

by matt1freek
10-13-03
hey mimiru.. i got a friend who would like to meet you..
oh yeah?
yeah he's really into anime and thinks teenage girls are cute..
wow cool then i'd love to meet him =)
so whats his favorite anime?
mmmm hentai

 

by matt1freek
10-21-03
A PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT
you see i really like our forums.. they are very nice.. and i'd like to keep it that way.. the problem is there are some n00bs who do not take something called time to do something called "reading"
the rules.. theyre very simple and i suggest you follow them are as follows..
do not request roms, iso's, or any warez.. do not post links to any roms, isos, or warez. do not upload bs pics.. we are not you personal pic webhost, and please post under the CORRECT topic!
its really not that much to ask..
we're very easy on this one..but lay off the spamming , i dont care how many split personalities you have and how each of them need to speak theyre mind..just STOP
i swear.. you'd think the school for "gifted" people is out for the fall..

 

by matt1freek
3-02-04
Not so long ago, in a place not very far away. Cero spots a card on the ground
OMG!! Is that a whisper card! ::click,click,click,click,click::
yes cero , it is I, i can give you l33t dodging capabilites
hey WTF back off my loot you fuckin kakre!!
5 minutes later
hey kcar! did you see a kakre go this way?
damnit cero... this is the really real world ok? I seriously think you need to lay of the RO abit.

 

by matt1freek
8-24-04
Based on a true story
oh bugger, the IRC script keeps getting repeats
we arent a fucking comedy troop here to fill your motherfucking quote script bitch
I don't make my damn scripts so american fags can moan about it
stfu brit and drink your tea 'n crumpets
I don't like crumpets.
you fucking liar. you know you feast on that shit

 

by matt1freek
8-24-04
father i have a confession to make
go ahead my child
i was thinking of getting some kinky thongs,but i dont like wearing something that feels like i have a wedgie all the time
i see.....
so what do you think i should do?
well with rocky wedged so far up your ass i really think a thong is the least of your worries

 

by matt1freek
8-24-04
sometimes when a n00b gets on my nerves i just link him to goatse.cx, now what this is is a dude bent over and spreadign his butthole.. but his butthole is about the size of a softball..
the best part is they wont know what it is and theyll sit theyre staring at it for a couple of seconds before they realize. and this is the response im most likely to hear.
D00D! S!CK .. I'M ONLY 13!!!
My Name is Matt1freek, and i approve of this message.
vote for me... or i'll rig the election..

 

by matt1freek
8-24-04
Kila It's about time you got here!
Yeah im sorry, it was a pain in the ass to get a cab looking like this.
and he will probably go to hooters or somewhere like that
??
oops , sorry wrong window..
>_>

 

by matt1freek
8-24-04
wow mario . i'm bored what do you suggest we do?
i don't know Kaos what should we do?
well i got this new final fantasy online rpg maybe we could try that.
sounds like a plan
wow mario . i'm bored what do you suggest we do?
i don't know Kaos what should we do?

 

by matt1freek
8-24-04
This is what happens when 2 monkeys are picked to live in a forest and have their lives documented on the internet
Zero_Striker: lol i was thinking of doing an rpg like FF but i would need ppls discriptions and maybe sum evil ppl
onix_steal: rpgs rule awsome games to and this site ruelz
This is the Real Stupid World
[FONT=Impact] RPGS MAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
thnx for the reply ur a good fan
mmmmmmmhhhhh motives
ya lol if u play ff 11 u are gonna be the koolest person in my club lol and if u think i am telling the truth ur an idiot

 

by matt1freek
8-24-04
where's cero?
i don't know but that sure sounds like a groovy mystery scoob.
meanwhile at Cero's gay uncle's in ohio
PUT the fucking Lotion in the basket!!!!
HELP!
so are we going to look for cero?
OMFG! This dog is talking.. Maaaan i am so wasted!

 

by matt1freek
5-12-05
So, Pepe i hear you would liek to translate some games...
I would like yes make an english translation from the famous Dead of the brain PCE game.
That sounds like an awfully big job to do all by yourself..
I find someone who find to rewrite "print" function and help me. Project continue. If someone coud help us for translation
But isnt it really just pointless for someone to translate anything to english, when they barely are able to speak it themselves?
you're welcome

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