Evil machine designed to destroy old ladies

Author: mattaotamato

Date: October 15, 2006

by mattaotamato
10-15-06
This is Agent Lenningens Inyou! Come out of your house before we bomb it!
Call me, then I'll talk! 123-4567
Ring. Ring. BEEP. Code: RRR28566. This is Agent Lenningens Inyou. We are about to blow up your house.
Damn machine! I knew it was that salesman's ploy to destroy me! The evilness of these days electronics! The evilness of these day's people!