Homosexual Pastor

Author: mattaotamato

Date: October 16, 2006

by mattaotamato
10-16-06
Pastor, I have been holding in a deep dark secret that has been killing me inside each and every day I live... I was hoping your confidentiality and support could help me in this time of need.
You're gay!?!?!!!
No. I'm a chronic shoplifter.
Oh.