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| So, the other day I got pulled over by this douche bag of a cop and-- | |
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| That's a ticket for calling me a douche bag. | |
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| Is this not a democracy? I cannot go outside without being ambushed by the police for "loitering" or "manslaughter" or "statutory rape"! | |
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| That's a 437,358 dollar fine for saying statutory in my presence. | |
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