Shrinkatize me, Capt'n!

Author: mattaotamato

Date: October 18, 2006

by mattaotamato
10-18-06
Hee, hee--with my new time machine, I'll be able to go back and fuck...I mean, MEET various historical figures! Oh boy, oh boy, oh--
What happens if I pull THIS switch, Daddy?
Oh no, son! I have been saving that switch as an experiment. That's to miniturize who's ever in the bullseye. Damn it! Pull the lever back up.
Sorry, Daddy. I'll pull the switch back up.
Son, is your father down here?
NOOO! Oh no! You just killed him!