Cows that talk

Author: mattaotamato

Date: August 31, 2008

by mattaotamato
8-31-08
The other day I could've swore I saw that sexy bird, Betty wink at me.
No... that was me. There was a fly in my eye.
No! Cuz then she-
Licked her lips?
You ate the fly?
Naw. I had a random birdlike fantasy of eating you.