Cows that talk

Author: mattaotamato

Date: August 31, 2008

by mattaotamato
8-31-08
So are you an ostrage or... like some kind of featherless peacock... I've always wanted to know.
What does it matter? Would it change the way you thought of me?
Well. It's just a question, no need to get defensive or-
I'M GAY! I'm a GAY bird. Okay? Are you happy? I'm a little tweeter bird! An old egg baggin slut. YOU dragged it out of me. I'm FUCKING gay!
Wow... uh... That's not what I was asking. I never thought peacocks as nesicarilly gay. More just... pretty.
Pea Cock. Featherless. Pea. Cock.