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by maxyaxey
5-13-07
emil
ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
yay i killed jesus
emil
die you idiot yahh
bull crap
emil
thats what you get for killing jesus idiot ha ha
[RIP] [gangster kid] lie down in hell idiot

 

by maxyaxey
5-13-07
emil
you no that there a new about iraq
yeah
emil
i love it
bitch
emil
die yahh
ow you hit me but its so funny

 

by maxyaxey
5-13-07
emil
so
im gonna sing it now
emil
noooooooo
wellcome to my friend mr so dam insane i wonna curd curd curd curd is the word i wonna bomb bomb iraq bomb bomb bomb iraq lets bomb iraq time for attack
emil
ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
that maniac time for attack my missle going for a crusing iraq bomb bomb bomb kaboom

 

by maxyaxey
5-13-07
emil
thank you for listing
im gonna kill you bastard
emil
bye bye yahhhh
shit
emil
OW
DAMMMMMMM

 

by maxyaxey
5-13-07
emil
MAIL
yay mail
emil
well what is it come on
o my god bug was killed
emil
nooooooooo
come on hes in hospital lets go see him

 

by maxyaxey
5-13-07
emil
god bug looks realy dead you talk to him
fine bob
emil
bug are you okay because its sounds like your dieng dont die bug dont die
yes im dieng and very quickly ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
emil
nooooooooooooo why him

 

by maxyaxey
5-13-07
emil
why why
today are has died as some think his soul will come back till bug shale rest in heaven omen
emil
were im and who are you
you are in heaven and my name is jesus my friend bug
emil
leave bug quick bye
bye jesus

 

by maxyaxey
5-13-07
emil
detroy blonde
holy shit
emil
target detroyed
blonde
emil
blonde gone well im gonna go

 

by maxyaxey
5-13-07
kurt
yo wat up
oh im just hammering some nails
kurt
...........................????
ow! I missed
kurt
WTF are you doing
I don't know

 

by maxyaxey
5-13-07
emil
die bitch
ha ha
emil
clowns never learn aways bieng stupid to me
emil
crap
die idiot

 

by maxyaxey
5-15-07
emil
yay death kill me kill me
ok
emil
i love this job
ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
emil
granny what the hell [dear diary 4.pm dead at last] granns dead ill get her back.

 

by maxyaxey
5-15-07
emil
wheres granny you idiot
i like pie
emil
ha ha asshead
i like pie with pig ass
emil
give granny back
ok shes crazy and evil creepy take her back

 

by maxyaxey
5-15-07
emil
i will save the land o great king
good and farewell
emil
die merlin
now take this yahhhh
emil
merlin you idiot
sorry

 

by maxyaxey
5-15-07
emil
merlin im gonna kill you
nooooooo
emil
merlin wach out
what
emil
yummy
ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

 

by maxyaxey
5-15-07
emil
delicious
emil
merlin noooooooooo
ssssssssssssssss
emil
i will get revenge on the ghosts

 

by maxyaxey
5-15-07
emil
yahhhhh
try and fight me ha ha die you idiot
emil
ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
bye bye ha ha ha
emil
merlin
come on time to go

 

by maxyaxey
5-15-07
emil
but merlin how
easy boy
emil
my dear king evil is a foot
realy how
emil
the devil has risen
we must pretect are land from the evil devil

 

by maxyaxey
5-15-07
emil
work my slaves
ok master
emil
uhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
uhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
emil
yahhhhhhhhhhhh
uhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

 

by maxyaxey
5-15-07
emil
aHHHHHHHHHHHHH
uhhhhhhhhhhhhh
emil
yahhhhhhhhhh
ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
emil
evrey thing is according to plan
when we fight there will be no acree left haaaaaaaaaaaaaaa haaaaaaaaaa

 

by maxyaxey
5-15-07
emil
why did you kick me out
becuase you were being a bitch
emil
hi anabell just back from space then i was kicked out for being a bitch and i came here
realy i was bored so i called emily on the phone and thats it
emil
i cant wait to see emily
ye she misses you to well bye then

 

by maxyaxey
5-15-07
emil
yay im level 20 now
fighting snails and mini mushrooms
emil
look i was killed by mushrooms not snails
who cares im level30 now
emil
what you playing wait your playing mplestory that looks cool
yay im level3 killing thoose green snails is easy

 

by maxyaxey
5-15-07
emil
hi emily
hi max
emil
noooooooo
hi maxywaxy
emil
wosh
hey were did he go

 

by maxyaxey
5-15-07
emil
wow the phones ringing
ring ring
emil
hello whos there
im jesus is that max
emil
yes what going on
well piggester gone missing

 

by maxyaxey
5-15-07
they fight
fight
yummy mouse go in my tummy
he blasts him away
die bitch
fuck
the squirrel explooded the mouse wins
nooooooooooooo
ha ha

 

by maxyaxey
5-15-07
she phones her friend emily emily hangs up
im bored
guess what
baby calls anibell
what
goo goo gaga idiot
granny talks to anibell
whos there
eat your greens sunny jim

 

by maxyaxey
5-15-07
at the end of the terrible terrorist toy tantrum war
moooo!!!
hey shut up or i'll destroy you!
mister moomoo gets cocky with general plastic
moo...
don't get smart with me young ...... thing
........................................
moooo!!!
SHUT UP !!!!

 

by maxyaxey
5-15-07
you is gonna die yo!
uuuu wats a dieyoh
oink enit bled!
you want me to step on you!?
uuuuuuuuhhhhhhhh

 

by maxyaxey
5-15-07
ganster kid comes and kicks 28 in the balls
take this [kick] ha ha i hit you in balls
dam you ganster kid
beat him and knoked him out his friends come in their and give a lift and he gets inside
come on ganster kid get in the car
ok dude
28 wakes up he said that he will get him
ill get you ganster kid

 

by maxyaxey
5-15-07
he comes back from bieng chased by kitty
were wer you max
sorry something happend are you ok
they want to go home
lets go home
ok
there bieng broght home by a taxi
were are we going
to these peoples houses ok

 

by maxyaxey
5-16-07
the kangaroo thingy is in hell and hes not dead so death comes to reap him
I have come for you,you idiot
no way I love you
holy mama uuuhh sorry umm so death runs
AAAAHH get away from me you gay idiot i'll get you next time
wait I LOVE YOU I WANT to sex you
death meets another gay idiot
fhew I lost him w were did you come from?
I love you,you sexy mummy because your my mummy

 

by maxyaxey
5-16-07
a stupid jesus clone wants to put his head up his anus
can I stick my head up your anus
hammering my head hummptydum were how what were did you come from oh OK a reasonable reaquest
thier talking about that clone jesus shoved his head up his anus had diarrhoe and died
why did jesus die on easter why not christmas
clone jesus died today he diarrhoead his self and died
jesus and max talk about clone jesuses death
hi jesus you evil clone died
realy bad luck for him then

 

by maxyaxey
5-16-07
half of the car blows up bob gets worried about gizzmo who was in the other half
dam gizzmo
owwwwww
the cop arrests him for going to fast bob tries not to go to prison but cop doesent let him get away
sorry man dont please
sorry you go to jail man its the law
he gets arrested and cant get out of prisson and hates cop for that
cant pay the time dont do the crime
dam you cop

 

by maxyaxey
5-16-07
thier talking about what happend last night to gizzmo the one on the right
dude i saw something in my trash can today it looked wierd
realy wierd i wonder what it was
he is waching stickman land on his tv when all of a sudden something pers
this show is wicked he bashed the wall open millons of people died in the
prrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
a blob scares him he runs to find his friend gizzmo
hello ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

 

by maxyaxey
5-16-07
gizzmo and him leave the place
gizzmo are you okay
yes that realy hert
he leaves gizzmo were he was and gos with mr.jimbob
dude lets go
yes
he gets home and gos to sleep
ugh im going to sleep
night night sweety

 

by maxyaxey
5-16-07
max gets her out of prison
come on
ok lets go home now
she gos to by shirts
must by shirts
im first get out my way idiot
she gos to get money from her mum she doesent give her money
hi mum i need some money
hi dear and no money for you till you tidy your bedroom

 

by maxyaxey
5-16-07
thier new teacher talks about the school and two children get bored
hello class im mr.jimbob wellcome and have fun
dude this is boring i no lets go no wait kaboom on you mr.jimbob ok now
he kills max for bieng nasty to him
ha ha i killed you
ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
max ends up in heaven and meets jesus and they start a plan
dam he killed me
yes we must get him back max

 

by maxyaxey
5-16-07
he gets arrested
why was i arrested
for killing people duh
he kills another person
ha ha
thats it
and is sent to jail
you and murduring
sorry idiot

 

by maxyaxey
5-16-07
the phone rings
i wonder
ring ring
he anwsers it macdonalds to kill him for beef
hello
this is macdonalds can i take you for a double beef burger you fat cow
he tells mr.moomoo to run from the farm and macdonalds
hi bullest what up
macdonalds are coming for us dude run quick

 

by maxyaxey
5-16-07
he plays adventure on his computer
yay computer
go away i trying and have a piss
mr. pirate attacks him
dam you mr.pirate
ha ha what the
mr.pirate falls into the ocean and pablo meets mr.stinkybutt he attacks pablo with smoke wave and kills pablo
nooooooooo
i use smoke wave

 

by maxyaxey
5-16-07
he plays adventure on his computer
yay computer
go away i trying and have a piss
mr. pirate attacks him
dam you mr.pirate
ha ha what the
mr.pirate falls into the ocean and pablo meets mr.stinkybutt he attacks pablo with smoke wave and kills pablo
nooooooooo
i use smoke wave

 

by maxyaxey
5-16-07
pablo is angry and wants revenge mr.stinkybutt is happy and is danceing
i'll get you
yay i killed pablo
he goes to get pablo
i'll get him that idiot pablo
bye bye mr.pirate
mr.stinkybutt was arrested and is angry kangaroo is gonna kill the guard
im in jail nooooooooooo
im gonna kill the guard with machine gun power

 

by maxyaxey
5-17-07
he and his friend leave heaven
you died bad isn't it
lets get out of here
mr.pirate is back and realy angry
opsy hi mr.pirate
grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
he logs out the game says bye
bye bye mr.pirate
log out

 

by maxyaxey
5-17-07
he and his friend leave heaven
you died bad isn't it
lets get out of here
mr.pirate is back and realy angry
opsy hi mr.pirate
grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
he logs out the game says bye
bye bye mr.pirate
log out

 

by maxyaxey
5-20-07
she talks about his school
honey what happend at school today
i had history about the romans
she talks about her work
how about you mum
i had a day off work and cleaned the house
he talks about his work
what about you dad
i worked at the factory and made some toys

 

by maxyaxey
6-11-07
far away hyperboy will be born
why hello here is the story of hyperboy
in a hosptal where hyperboy is born
well what about my baby
your baby is a boy
gene is born but they dont know there baby will become hyperboy
moma moma
ill call him gene

 

by maxyaxey
6-11-07
in genes garden the hyper suit is about to attack gene
whats that
its time
gene is turning into hyperboy
ahhhhhhhhh
gene where are you
he has turned into hyperboy
its hyper time

 

by maxyaxey
6-11-07
their on the moon and they put a flag on the moon
its one big step for human and monkey kind
banana monkey
a snail comes and butch threatens to kill it
yummy
go to hell
it attacks butch and runs away butch evaporates into particles and dies
butch are you okay
ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

 

by maxyaxey
6-11-07
the retard are talking
you e retard
whet yo say
its a retarded rocker
retard
bloo wee chikenes eat peeeeeeee and weeeee
hes about to kill the clown
die retard
o shiat

 

by maxyaxey
6-11-07
the aliens plan to attack earth and all humans
we must attack the humans
okay troops send out on earth
an alien tries to attack hyperboy
what the heck
die human
hyperboy kills him and leaves
im not a human im hyperboy

 

by maxyaxey
6-11-07
he hears voice and follows it
what the
help usssss
he hears shout of detrodution
hyper time
yahhhhhhhhhh
he finds an alien robot
oh my god
detroy all humans

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