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by mayflower27023
7-25-04
Jason X as a lonely stand up comic
so three guy walk into a bar and the fourth one ducks
*silence*
hello?
*tweet*
another misfortunate misunderstanding
DIEEEE!

 

by mayflower27023
7-25-04
Unbeknowst to Jimmy, Pastor Kenroy had more on his mind than confessing.
Being safe can be fun,right pastor?
thats right jimmy...now please come with me to the confessional
Kenroy caught in the act.
and so i walk into the confessional,i do, and i sees jimmy and pastor kenroy and...
UmmHmm well since this is the eleventeenth report we've had about Kenroy, i think its time to bring him in
In jail Kenroy meets his new cellmate, Cobra
Hi there lil fella, my name is Pastor kenroy, try not to "drop the soap" as young 'uns would say today.
remind me never to take a shower when your around

 

by mayflower27023
7-25-04
poor crippled peter, he doesnt know that stefanie has a problem with hurting crippled ppl.
hey,stefanie, can you open the door for me?
lemme think about that, you, peter, now crippled, want my help? how about...NO!
chad gets upset, and pushes peter infront of a car (dont ask how they got in a street)
well, then, will you atleast go out with me?
wtf?huh?you think you can blah,blah,blah her BLAH!
then anyone who wants to joins in in a celebratory orgy.
o yea
WORK IT

 

by mayflower27023
7-25-04
toni begins her reign of terror
hey im toni....im short,and i like dem dark chocolate
but toni-what about me?jeff?
reports about it
in other news today Jeff was killed ina freak bball accident the only person there was toni bolar
hey Cindy-bolar rhymes with Bipolar...ahhahahaha
two friends meet, imani obviously the tall, beatiful one
hi toni-its me imani-your tall, stylish,overachieving bball teammate.whats up?
im just causing havoc,again

 

by mayflower27023
7-25-04
2 teens,hopelessly in love (not directed at anyone in particular,seriously)
dude, i love you and i will never ever leave you i mean i love you soo much
yeah,like,totally, i love you *giggle* soo effin much...OMFG! i dooo!
*Sigh* teen hearts broken again
omfg i cant believe you wanna break up--I SAID I WOULD DIE FOR YOUUUU!
OMFG! our lives will never be the same! teen love means SOO much to our life when we get married!! whos to say we wouldnt've gotten married?
meanwhile william shakespeare rolls over in his grave.

 

by mayflower27023
7-25-04
i wasnt feeling too peachy so i decide to take nitequill to go to sleep
i dont feel too peachy mum
honey just take some nitequill
the hallucinations begin..dum dee da dum
okay *gulp* *gulp* *gag reflex* *gulp* all gone...DAD?
honey you got a letter from a college IM A PENGUIN! WEEE!
the fullest level of bitchiness+stonededness...and amishness?
woah......DAMN YOU ALL TO HELL! a heh hehehe *snore*
As I walk through the valley where I harvest my grain...I take a look at my wife and realize she's very plain

 

by mayflower27023
7-26-04
peter shows up unexpectingly to a christmas party, where he is the butt of every joke.
aw hells nah
so like totally peter is a BUTT!!! *laughs*
peter's thirst for knowledge ends up making him bore people to death
next victim...
sooo dude i says to peter i says...
death toll: 23
do you know that there are over ten THOUSAND types of rocks...they had a special on in last night on the history channel
DUDE.i soo totally know! *dies*

 

by mayflower27023
7-26-04
recap: I'm in the office, Stef and cali are here trying to teleport me with a Wiccan spell
Yes! Okay… now I'll have to start all over again… Rain of fire… no… wait… where did my paper go!?
*in a muffled voice* I don't know.
*sigh*........
STEFANIE!! whats in your mouth?
n-n-nothing...
Mean while back at the principal's office...
maybe if i cry.....*tears*
now now missy, this is what happens when you threaten a teacher

 

by mayflower27023
7-26-04
Ask Whats Wiccan? and dont stop
your mama, BITCH!
Make comments about how cool and cute her bro is (or his friends)
HELL NO!
Make unsubtle comments about alan and her
im leaving...

 

by mayflower27023
7-26-04
a wierd little man comes up to me for change
'cuse me miss, but do you have change for a buck?
um....no...*runs*
just then a man come out of walmart looking suspicious
must...steal...WAL MART FOOD!
then two asian girls do a gig
DI-GI-MON BITCH!
YU-GI-OH! SLUT!

 

by mayflower27023
7-27-04
Imani tries to break the news softly
Mysty,errm, we found out that your a boy
meow
but---
and we have decided to get you...um...
??
to no avail.
were getting you fixed
rrrrrrrrawwwwwwwwwwrrrrrrr

 

by mayflower27023
7-27-04
one day i was just hanging around, when all the sudden jason brought up these rings he found
I KILL YOU
hey i found some power rings.
we put on the rings and became the Wonder Twins, then i said....
we need a pet sidekick
how about byron, we trun him into a monkey and call him Bobo
so we did.
Aww hey lil Bobo!
I KILL YOU I KILL YOU DEAD!

 

by mayflower27023
7-27-04
Our heros quickly transform to aid the citizens of Wanderville
Form of...a riendeer
shape of...a telephone
our heros have a squabble
WTF!! JASON! GOLLY! you were suppose to change into something USEFUL....dumbass
hey ya know what?feck off,rodolph,im outta here
Will the twins ever activate again? Will bobo EVER shut up? tune in next week to find out.
HEY GUYZ..OOOOO AH AH AH
STFU BOBO

 

by mayflower27023
8-02-04
Arsenic.
HEY! STEF! before you go--how bout a powdered doughnut? free.from me. i made it.
ummHmm well you see, im not hungry. eh heh heh heh
Alien Hit Man.
* in new-york accent* hey kid--yous know a chad pickens?
im---why?
No Dice and No Ice...on to plan "J"
i waz sent by a girl. to kil him. before tonight.
THAT BIT-- erm, ya, i dont know chad.

 

by mayflower27023
8-02-04
Chad confronts Imani
imani-can you please stop trying to kill me before my date?
why would i want to kill you? here, have a doughnut!
Foolish Chad
Why is a little red flag going up in my head? oh well. sure ill have a doughnut
BWUAHAHAHAHHAHA---*hack* well-here you go--*flees*
just as chad is about to bite into the doughnut--stef appears!
CHAD! dont eat that! you dont know where its been
*grumbles*been going out for less than a month and already shes-- UH SURE honey, whatever you say...*drops doughnut*

 

by mayflower27023
11-13-04
the initial incounter
hi riley
your mama
misinterpretation
you so funny!!hhahahahah*slap*
aH YOU HIT ME YOU BITCH MOTHER #@$&(#@ SON OF A@&)(%$# *weeps*
SON OF A BITCH
GODDAMNIT!
three *beep* days *boop* suspension.*beep boop* out of school!

 

by mayflower27023
11-13-04
Let's explore a "normal" day at school with chad
*points* ha! look at the single people! even though they are more likable then me!
what a bastard
okay then a day with chad..without his meds
wholikeimanisincewhenareyouaking?lookatthehappybutterflies!!!rainbow!weee!stef stef stef stef!
*walks away*
so as you can see, its a lose-lose situation!
come on theres got to be something!
no,emily, unfortunately, all we can do is pray for a freak-accident

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