The fairly odd stories!

Author: mdnedrow

Date: September 20, 2009

by mdnedrow
9-20-09
Alien and a bird????
Beesh a boosh a MICKEY MOUSE shep oul ksi ju! (Translation:) A little "particular" birdy, Those wings and "parts" will be in my tummy, yummy!
Tweet Twoot... Toot .... TWEET (translation:) One eyed FREAK in front of me. It would be "despair" if a "harmful" if he fell into a great hole.
Munch munch time?.... .... ..... ..... ....
odhla pOwska UUU swo CHEESEBURGER seiod k'opd' kdsk (Translation:) At least it's not a squirrel, I have a "harsh" allergy to them, but forget it, it's MUNCH MUNCH TIME! MY "FAVORED" MEAL BIRD BEAK!
TWOOT ... TWEET ... TOOT ... TEET... TOOK ... SOOT (Translation:) This thing should really wear a "shirt". HE'S THINKING OF EATING ME I'M THINKING, hmm... I am "learning" to read minds today.
Odd twist ?........................
Oh no, you've figured out my secret, under my alien suit is ... is a "favored" holiday fat jolly guy! I "declare" that birdys will be ... WHAT THE HECK!
Yah and I am actually your favorite little "history" elf. And now I'm gonna eat you instead of YOU eating my awesome birdy disguise!