All comics by meana_gina

 

by meana_gina
11-09-07
I don't have the commitment or writing skills nessicary for a blog.
That's Sad. I pity you.
I tried to have one before. Like a political blog. Get my voice heard. It was ranked 55th on all of myspace blogs for political blogs.
I don't understand why you think that is impressive.
Wanna make a comic?
I guess.

 

by meana_gina
11-09-07
I love it out here.
The Wilderness. The Great Outdoors. Getting real rugged. Growing out my beard. Eating some berries. Getting in tune with my inner Macho Man.
Fag.

 

by meana_gina
11-09-07
How fantastic would it be if someone posted a message about me on Craigslist Missed Connections. I can't stop checking.
I'm just out and about in the world and a tall drink of water and I totally make eye contact and he posts as soon as he gets in the cab on his totally expensive blackberry his undying love.
You haven't left your shitty apartment for a week. Dumb Bitch.

 

by meana_gina
11-09-07
I am thinking of quitting my job.
Why would you do that? I thought you loved that job!
The woman in the cubicle next to me always says "drinking establishment," instead of "bar," or "club"
I don't get it.
As in " "Yeah meet us at 6:15PM. We're going to that Drinking Establishment, Thirsty Bear, then we're gonna move on to another new-ish drinking establishment Ducca."
How awful for you.

 

by meana_gina
11-09-07
The worst is on Fridays, cause then it is just all day with that bullshit.
So why don't you just ask her why she does it and if she can keep personal calls to a minimum?
Nah. I can't speak to her. I'm afraid she'll ask me if I want to go with her to the "cute lil Drinking Establishment on Ashland" and I can't handle that. You know that.
Why would I know that?
You are rude and inappropriate and I am hanging up now.
wow.

 

by meana_gina
11-09-07
So you are just going to leave?
Yes. I am outtie 5000
Did he just say...
THAT'S RIGHT I SAID OUTTIE 5000!!!
Wow... I guess he did.

 

by meana_gina
11-10-07
I just hit a new low. I am eating easy mac, drinking a beer, and I just registered for the Cat Club on Cat Fancy's Cat Channel to win my cats a four post bed.
Well, it's ok I mean, you're old.
I'm 21.
You're sad.

 

by meana_gina
11-21-07
That'll be 7.50 plus tip lil lady.
Ok. That seems reasonable.
I only have 3 pennies. What will that do?
Choke 3 ducks.

 

by meana_gina
11-21-07
I filled out a job application today. The search is on.
Oh that's great! You think you are gonna get the interview?
Maybe. There was I weird question on there though.
What was it?
It asked "How did you come to find Jesus and accept him as your Lord and Savior?"
That's ackward. Is that legal?

 

by meana_gina
11-21-07
I don't know for sure, but I just told the truth.
What's the truth?
I haven't told you this story?! He was in my belly button. I just scooped him out and there he was. He asked for a match and a cigarette.
Hmm. I think you should look into religious discrimination. Lawsuits pay better then real jobs anyways.
You're a real scumbag.
You're the one who thinks Jesus smokes.

 

by meana_gina
1-12-08
I'm pumped. The beau and I just got seasons 3-6 of Cosby on dvd.
Do you hate the early works of Bill Cosby? They are dramatic recrations of his famous standup special "Himself".
Of course I don't dislike the early years of the Cosby show. It's just that he had season one already and his dad got me season 2 for Christmas.
Well, six seasons all in order is way more impressive.
We think so too. I can't wait for seasons 7 and 8 to come out.
That's a lot of Cos.

 

by meana_gina
1-12-08
What the fuck?
Fucking clock.

 

by meana_gina
1-12-08
I can't wait till the guys at the the dis boards see this scathing review I gave Palo.
That'll show them for making it an adults only resturant. Who do they think they are? Their target audience is 3-10!
I actually had a very nice meal that probably would have been interrupted by children otherwise. I'm just a hater.

 

by meana_gina
1-12-08
So I think my favorite part of the whole Cosby series is on Disc 5 of Season 2.
Early Cos. Nice. Is it the one where they all sing a song on the staircase for the grandparents?
Gee. That really narrowed it down. No. I don't particularly like the season two sing on the stairs. I prefer the James Brown.
Oh. I like the part where Rudy says "Baby baby baby baby baby" over and over.
Me too. But my point was...Cosby has some parenting tips at the end of season 2. Classic Cos.
baby baby baby baby baby baby

 

by meana_gina
1-12-08
I'll tell you what I don't like though. Seasons 1 and 2 were released by Urbanworks entertainment who is also responsible for fine titles such as Sheryl Underwood's "Too Much Information".
I like that Sheryl Underwood. She always has er purse with her. And she votes republican!
She does! And somehow, she is still black enough to be part of the urbanworks family and host comicview on BET for a short period of time.
I preferred Sommore.
Anyways, these other seasons aren't a part of the urbanworks family and have no extras and no play all. Also, in my season 3, two of the cases are white, and one is black. That's weird right?
What ever happened to Sommore?

 

by meana_gina
1-12-08
You know what I respect about Disney? Their unwavering dedication to the Sciuridae family .
That's what we are. Squirrels, prarie dogs, woodchucks, CHIPMUNKS...
Oh right.
I want a picture with Chip.
I want a picture with Dale.

 

by meana_gina
1-12-08
How do you kill a circus?
Go for the JUGGLER!!!
Are you ever gonna laugh you tough motherfucker?

 

by meana_gina
1-12-08
My boyfriend got in a fight the other day. He was mad because I always start sentences asking him to do something and then forget what I was asking him to do halfway in and it is really frustrating.
Yikes. Sounds rough.
It got rough. It wasn't bad at first but then he said something about pouting in a corner and it really set me off for some reason.
Well what did you do then?
I threw myself in a corner and did a really over the top pout thing for about 5 minutes.
You showed him.

 

by meana_gina
1-12-08
I really love that the Cosby show has stood the test of time ya know?
Have you seen some of Clair's outfits?
Alright so the clothes hasn't, but I mean, the life lessons. They just seem to be more and more valuable the older I get.
You see,
Sorry I don't mean to cut you off, but CLASSIC COS!!!

 

by meana_gina
1-12-08
Don't you ever think it's weird that the Cosby's didn't have a dog or a cat or something?
There was an early episode where Rudy had a fish and it died and they had a funeral.
Well, sure. But that's just a goldfish. I mean like a real pet.
GOLDFISHES ARE JUST AS GOOD OF PETS AS FUCKING DOGS OR CATS.
Struck a nerve did I?
I miss goldie.

 

by meana_gina
1-12-08
I think that we should form an alliance. We would do about the same in physical competitions. And, if we make all the same strategic moves, we have an even shot at the million.
We just have to keep the numbers on our side until the merge, and then we are money.
And, you know, maybe we could be sleeping buddies. Keep warm. Spoon.
I don't think I'd be as uncomfortable if he didn't have the goatee.

 

by meana_gina
1-12-08
I am hear to warn you that you are in grave danger.
You're not concerned?
I'm more concerned that there is a talking fish levating at my eye level.

 

by meana_gina
1-12-08
You know I heard that there is a men's alliance going down.
Aren't you a man?
Sure. Technically.
Wanna allign?
Sure. I like your honesty. You shoot from the hip.

 

by meana_gina
1-12-08
Well, this is ackward.
Ya.
I don't know what to say to you.
Don't say anything...just go.
You're a real prick Don.
I miss him.

 

by meana_gina
1-12-08
I hate my coworkers.

 

by meana_gina
1-18-08
Have you ever noticed how big time the Huxtables are?
I'm not sure what you mean.
I mean, they are always having pop ins from all these teachers and coaches from over the years. They are always getting asked to participate in talks and charity tournaments.
You mean like the time that Clair was asked to be on that political TV show?
That episode makes me uncomfortable because they are both sexist and racist towards her. Telling her that her opinion only matters on Black and Women topics.
She's just got that white guilt. That's probably her favorite episode.

 

by meana_gina
1-18-08
But my point was, that the Huxtables just always have someone over. And that's not the odd part. The odd part is that the kids always remember them and say I love you to them.
They just are friendly people who get around town.
I suppose...but how do you explain the kids knowing them all so well too? And saying I love to them? Like when Cliff's old music teacher comes over and Rudy dances with him and says "I love you!"
I would think there is a lot that goes on in the Huxtable house that we don't see.
I'm just concerned is all. I mean, all those old men, at least one of them has to be a pedophile...statistically.
I bet it's because they are black.

 

by meana_gina
1-18-08
So the bf and I are finally up to Season 5 of our collection of Cosby. It's the Calypso opening credits. I don't like it. Too much Sondra.
I prefer Season 4's intro.
Really? I think it's weird. Cosby just holds up a picture of Lisa Bonet. It just reminds me of how much I miss Denise and how much I hate Different World.
Tempest Bledsoe has a real sexy lil outfit going on in that opening. Got a lil army hat and everything.
Vanessa? That's gross. She's like 14 in that season!
A sexy 14.

 

by meana_gina
1-19-08
Alright man. Just play it cool. If you just seem slightly damaged yet senstive with a bad side, Colleen will totally put out. Trust me.
Why? Did you fuck her? Because that is gross man. I don't wanna go around getting with chicks that you have already been with. Wait, how long ago did you fuck her?
You look real sexy in that top hat. She's creaming herself already and she doesn't even realize it.
Oh Chip. You always make me feel so good about myself. I thought the top hat was pretty bitchin myself.

 

by meana_gina
1-19-08
Listen, I'd really appreciate it if you wouldn't try to spoon me every night. It is ackward.
So what I hear you saying is you want me to be the little spoon instead.

 

by meana_gina
1-20-08
Aren't you so pumped for the Amazing Race Finale tomorrow? I'm really pulling for Team Grandpa.
I can't wait!! I am pulling for the asian father and daughter team. She's a great racer.
I don't understand why this isn't the highest rated show in the country. It's fantastic.
It really is. I was watching season 1 today. Phil Keogan looks so young and dapper.
All that world travelling can bring a man down.
Jeff Probst hasn't aged a day.

 

by meana_gina
1-20-08
The oddest thing happened yesterday. I found myself defending the corndog.
Well, why wouldn't you, corndogs are delicious.
That's just the thing...I hate corndogs. It was just a French person talking some shit about corndogs and I was infurated and snapped back with "FUCK YOU FROG"
Wow. That's quite the reaction.
I will NEVER forgive them for the XYZ Affair!
It was overblown in 1797 and now it's just ridiculous.

 

by meana_gina
1-20-08
I'm early. I should probably wait until a couple minutes after the time I was supposed to be here so I don't look so eager.
I hope he doesn't have a dog that will see me and start barking.
I should just leave. He obviously doesn't care enough about me to know I am here yet.

 

by meana_gina
1-20-08
When I take my daily shit, I like to do it at work. They have this bowl there, really hugs my behind. In fact I have a hard time shitting anywhere else anymore. My ass is spoiled.
Do you ever masterbate at work?
Sure. It's real easy because I already have my pants off and folded up.
What? You take off your pants and fold them up? Do you ever...like try to conserve time?
I can't shit or masterbate with pants on. And God no. That's disgusting. I'm a lil offended you would even think that.
I don't think it's unreasonable to ask a half naked man in the middle of a work day.

 

by meana_gina
1-20-08
I have gotten two bulletins on myspace that have really sacreligious prayer about the Packers.
What?
It's like the Lord's prayer. But instead of Lord, it says Lambeau. It also ends with "Go get 'em. Amen"
Geez. That's awful. How tacky. That is almost as bad as not playing Seinfield because Eli Manning likes it.
On the plus side, I now know who to delete off my friends list.
Fuck the Packers.

 

by meana_gina
1-20-08
I hate Hilary Clinton. She makes me so angry. You know she used to have ideas and passion.
Yeah. But then everyone called her a lesbian and a cunt and a bitch.
And she should have ran with it. When people started to call her a bitch, she should have really stuck to her guns.
She wanted to get elected to the Senate so she could run for president.
Yup. And I would have voted for her if I believed she gave a fuck about anything at all. Instead, she just says and does whatever she thinks some middle of the road fuck in Louisiana wants to hear.
She is an awful choice for the first serious female presidental canidate.

 

by meana_gina
3-09-08
So I told him he better come take this baby because I'm pregnant with another one of his kids and he needs to step up and be a dad.
Sure.
So then he tells me that he didn't sleep last night because the ghosts kept him up and his girlfriend was possesed by a polish woman. So he was tired and couldn't watch the baby.
I mean, sure one of the corners of the room gives you nightmares and night terrors, but you just hang up a dreamcatcher and you're fine.
That's what my pap-pap always said.

 

by meana_gina
3-14-08
So work is going pretty good. I really like it. There are a lot of perks to being a shopgirl in a fancy chocolate place.
How much chocolate did you eat today?
How come every time we talk you need to ask me how much chocolate I've eaten for that particular day?
I wanna make sure you aren't getting fat.
I've grown to realize that it's shit like that that gives me a lot of insecurities. I don't think I can forgive you for making me quit dance when I was 9 because you said I was too fat for spandex.
You still are.

 

by meana_gina
3-14-08
I have a question for you... Have you ever noticed that woman who comes in every day and just eats samples? What is up with her?
The lady with the sad face?
Yeah!! Why does she look like that?!
I don't know. She has been coming in every day for as long as I work here between 10:30-12 and eats samples. As far as I can tell, she has no job or loved ones.
No wonder she has a sad face.
One time since I started here, she asked how much a full chocolate bar was. I think her name is Ursula and she's from the Ukraine.

 

by meana_gina
3-14-08
I really should have warned you about her.
What could you have possibly warned me about?
Just don't waste your time trying to talk to her. She's rude and eastern european.
I don't know why you think she's Eastern European. She doesn't strike me as Ukrainian at all.
I dunno. The couple of times I have heard her talk, I'm not sure if she actually had an accent or if I imagined her having an accent, but it makes her a little bit more interesting to me.
I think her name is Maggie and she's from Romeoville.

 

by meana_gina
3-14-08
Doesn't it make you feel good that in some way, you can make her sad day and sad life a little better by providing her with chocolate and a smile?
Fuck Ursula.
I think that's why she is so sad. Everyone has given up on her. Maggie just enjoys the simple things. Chocolate, walking around Lincoln Park, ignoring shopgirls...
One time she walked down the street with two big bags of groceries from Whole Foods.
I bet Maggie can cook.
Ursula probably makes a mean stew. Food seems to be the only thing of any importance to that Ukrainian.

 

by meana_gina
3-14-08
I really think that Ursula has some sort of mental disability and lives off of some sort of government check.
I dunno. She doesn't strike me as mentally disabled. Just sad and burnt out. And she has to live around here.
She has to.
She couldn't afford these rents on a measley retard check from the government.
She could if she comes from a wealthy Ukrainian family that sent her off into the US, to the trendiest neighborhood in Chicago to try and make her happy.
They just were probably tired of seeing her sad face all over Romeoville.

 

by meana_gina
3-14-08
So there is this sorta trashy apartment building next to mine.
Ok...
And there is this dog who just howls from like 7 in the morning until 6 or so when it's owner comes home.
That's so sad.
It is. But he's a sad dog. Maggie reminds me of sad dog.
I could see how Ursula has that effect.

 

by meana_gina
3-14-08
Excuse me, but do you have chocolate bunnies for Easter?
We do! We have four amazing flavors that can cover whatever your loved ones chocolate needs are.
Oh my. I noticed that you have flaming sacred hearts of Jesus.
Our hearts from Valentine's Day did so well, that we decided to keep them year round. They come in the same 4 exciting flavors as our bunnies.
So these hearts aren't chocolate representations of the sacred heart of Jesus for the resurrection of his birth for Easter?
No. We are a non denominational chocolate store. The woman who designed those hearts was a motorcyclist and was inspired by a tattoo.

 

by meana_gina
3-14-08
Do you have any boxes of imperfect or damaged truffles? I'm probably the only person in the world who serves them to guests!
Haha! Actually, we stopped selling imperfect boxes years ago. We don't have any. However, I'm more then happy to give you an individual imperfect truffle on the house for you to taste.
This is delicious. I love it.
It's a good truffle. It really builds as you get further into it. It's one of my favorites.
Do you have imperfect or damaged boxes of truffles?
No. We don't. We don't sell those. We only have the individuals...like the one you just ate.

 

by meana_gina
3-14-08
Alrighty. So we have one truffle. I can tie a ribbon on there if you'd like.
No thank you, there is no point I'm flying and it will only get smashed in my luggage.
Well Welcome to Chicago! I hope you are enjoying your stay. Where are you visiting from?
Arizona. I came with some girlfriends to see the river be dyed green. Have you ever been to Austin?
The river is something. It's a great tradtion! No I have never been to Austin.
You should consider visiting Austin. They are the resturant and live music capital of the US. It's a great place for people under 35. I saw the boss there last year.

 

by meana_gina
3-14-08
I couldn't believe Survivor. I'm so disappointed.
Do you miss Chet?
I miss Jonathan. He is one of my all time favorite players. First that shit with Fairplay, then Yau, now Jonathan. I don't know how much more I can take.
Parvarti or Amanda could win it all.
Don't you dare!! DON'T YOU DARE!!
Hey, Chet happens.

 

by meana_gina
3-20-08
Were you just singing Willy Wonka?
No.
I thought you were singing Willy Wonka.
I wasn't. I might have said Willy Wonka to a customer.
Oh. I like the movie Willy Wonka.
"In a world of pure imagination..." Now I'm singing Wonka.

 

by meana_gina
3-20-08
I haven't seen the sad faced woman come in.
Oh you mean Becki? Sometimes I call her Penelope.
Her name is Maggie.
Her name is Ursula.
Her name has like 3 x's, 2 y's and at least one p. I don't know how to pronounce it, but I'm sure it's her name.
I bet she skated for the Ukrainan figure skating team in the late 80's and lost her spot on the team to the up and coming Oksana Baiul. But her name is still Penelope. Or Becki.

 

by meana_gina
4-14-08
So finally, our Cosby collection is complete. Seasons 7 and 8 came out last week.
Congrats. I know how much that meant to you.
It means alot to us. It's the gem of our collection.
Sounds like it. Pretty impressive to have the complete library of the Huxatables' antics at your fingertips.
We were missing cousin Pam in our lives.
I bet you were just missing that sassy fast talking Charmaine. Pam is dull and unentertaining with little explantion of who the fuck she is.

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