snail drama

Author: meinpenis

Date: September 5, 2007

by meinpenis
9-05-07
OF COURSE I LIVE IN THE FUCKING FORREST I'M A FUCKING NAIL, WHAT SORT OF MORON WOULD EXPECT ANYTHING ELSE
YEAH THATS RIGHT LETS BE A LITTLE MORE OF A LOUD AND OBNOXIOUS DOLT SO EVERYONE CAN SEE HOW IRRITATING SNAILS ARE
YEAH ITS TOTALLY NOT IRRITATING AT ALL WHEN SOME LONG HAIRED ASSHOLE WALKS INTO MY HOME AND ALMOST CRUSHES MY FUCKING BRAINS OUT
MAYBE IF YOU WEREN'T SUCH A SMALL PIECE OF SHIT CREATURE NOBODY CARES ABOUT THIS WOULDN'T HAVE BEEN A PROBLEM
HEY, HERE'S MY PROBLEM. I HAVE A PROBLEM WITH RETARDS LIKE YOURSELF WALTZING INTO THE FORREST AND ASKING ME USELESS QUESTIONS THEY ARLEADY KNOW THE ANSWER TO