Psychiatrists....why do we need them?

Author: melarooni_baby12

Date: November 3, 2002

by melarooni_baby12
11-03-02
Why do people hate chickens so much? I mean, so many people are scared of us. We dont bite, unless you harm us. Well, unless you go to that psycho chicken farm or something....
*bawk* anyways, we are just like normal animals except *bawk* we look different. We have feelings too ya know, The chickens back on the farm say im crazy. They say all were good for is food.
Is that true doc? Am I crazy?
Well you look at zat. We just ran out of ze time. Fifty dollar at ze front desk. Cash only. See you next week.