All anthropologists go to Heaven

Author: melonpolly

Date: November 14, 2004

by melonpolly
11-14-04
polly dies and goes to the pearly gates. her sins are wieghed against her good deeds as God the Ninja reads a book of her life.
now sin #414,003 when you blah blah bl---
not a sin, that deviance is culturally constructed. it doesnt count for someone not of that culture by which i mean me.
okay i wont count that one, how about sin #414,004---
that doesnt count either. culturally constructed.
not fair! you have been saying that for each sin!
im anthropologist! this is what i do!