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| tonight on channel 9 news, the big boss's big bang controversy. | |
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| is it scientific innovation or blasphemy? | |
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| so far, the theory has raised many complex philosophical questions. | |
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| like what does God say when He comes? | |
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| in other news, Susie the anchor was fired today for having a godless sense of humor. | |
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