hard times for high times, apocalypse now!

Author: melonpolly

Date: July 2, 2005

by melonpolly
7-02-05
a lonely tumbleweed tumbles by.
tumble, tumble.
5 minutes after marijuana is legalized globally, a meterorite strikes earth, causing dramatic climate changes. the world is one gaint desert. all forms of life are gone except for a few humans.
nearby two burnt-out hippies weep bitterly. God is laughing.
No drug dealers! No weed! No supermarkets for the munchies!
God has a sick sense of humor, man.