why i should never write porn part III

Author: melonpolly

Date: July 2, 2005

by melonpolly
7-02-05
You have purchased the adventures of fagman and dykegirl!
hello my name is brad stevenson and i play fagman.
and im janet leppard, otherwise known as dyke girl. we're interrupting your porn to educate you on the stereotypes of homosexuals.
tv, movies, and porn like to portray gay men as feminine, fashionable boys who speak with lisps and say things like "super" and "probe my ass with your laserbeam, honey"
furthermore, they portray dykes as ugly and masculine bitches who hate all men and yet have threesomes with thier girlfriend and some random man. ironically, brad and i are gay in real life.
oh polly! why arent you a women's study major?
and yet our porn characters are far from representing who we are. i must say im a very masculine guy who loves his football and cindy here is more girly then most straight chicks i know.
But obeying gender roles has nothing to do with one's sexuality. i hope you see our characters are stereotypes and not real representations of the homosexual community. thanks and enjoy your porn.