The Alphabet is hard!!!

Author: meme_you_you

Date: January 20, 2012

by meme_you_you
1-20-12
Let me read you a story, Lumpy.
Spare me.
Trust me, Lumpy it's a good one!
Fine---but make it quick!
Oh. Okay...actually I lied. I can't read. It's hard because the letters get me excited. All those curves, hooks and loops...Uh, you aren't too disappointed are you, Lumpy?
Allow me to spell it out for you. I REALLY HATE YOU right now. You illiterate bastard.