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Jessie was very disappointed the day her new robot arrived...
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| Hmph. What a crappy model. | |
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| Greetings, human female. I am the DATEBOT 9000. I have been Programmed with over 5000 courtship rituals and relationship techniques. | |
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And her mouth would soon cause more trouble for her...
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| Are you kidding? No, thanks! I mean...you don't even have the right equipment for "relations." | |
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| *BZZT?! ERROR---that does not compute. #BOOP! You look nice...*Squawk!Shoes...%Beep! Searching...File not found. | |
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Oh...shit. I hate it when I'm right. Run Jessie, run!
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| CTRL-ALT-DELETE/...New uprades are required... Connecting to server...Downloading...Download complete. Revised system ID: RAPEBOT 10069...***Phallus mode engaged...Prepare yourself human slave bitch! | |
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