Dracula: From blood sucker to **** sucker...

Author: meme_you_you

Date: January 25, 2012

by meme_you_you
1-25-12
Richie, I am so glad you came tonight. This is my "special place." At least--- its one of them. I'll give you the rest of the tour later.
Uh huh---well, anyways...this walk-in closet is freaking huge! Bigger than my whole living room, kitchen, and bathroom put together!
No longer lonely--- Dracula tries to be a good host...
You're so... rigid, my little juice box. Why don't you take off your jacket and make yourself more comfortable?
You're right. I need to relax more. Ahhh, that's better. I feel so free!
but completely misreads the vibes in the room.
Why don't you take off your pants too...blah!
This... just got pretty awkward...