Hell's Kitchen, part 1

Author: meninaprons

Date: July 28, 2006

by meninaprons
7-28-06
Welcome to Hell. My name's larry, I'll be your flogger and whipper for today.
Wow. You're not so bad. I thought the devil would be meaner.
Oh. I'm not the devil. He's a nasty, mean, sonofabitch that shoots fire from his arse, and makes all hell inhabitants perform the most unspeakable acts.
Really? Where is he?
Hi, I'm Gordon Ramsay. NOW MAKE ME A LOBSTER SAUCE!!!
Noooooo!!!!!!!