orbiting cocaine

Author: metabad

Date: March 29, 2005

by metabad
3-29-05
why mr. Alien?! I thought you were a good guy!
pfft, working on the side of good? Being good is for the weak!
wait, can't you just fart and destroy the world?
It destroyes the UNIVERSE idiot! I don't want to blow up my home planet too!
oh...and why do you stay in that position?
well...one day I had REALLY bad cocaine, when I woke up I lost all ability to move...and for some reason there is orbit around me, so...the cocaine circles around me