my ideas suck

Author: metabad

Date: November 11, 2005

by metabad
11-11-05
And so Metabad left Earth to kill that damn alien!
when I get him, I think I'll kill him twice...I don't know how...but I will!
He stopped at many planets to get extra fuel and he found a venus fly trap that he brought with him...for some reason...
I think I'll call you Mike!
MIKE IS A STUPID NAME!!!!! ROOOOOOOAAAAAAAR
...maybe that wasn't the best idea
ARGH! HOLY SHIT! HE'S EATING ME! OH MY GOD, MY PARTS ARE EVERYWHERE! ARGH! OWCH! MY ARM DOSEN'T BEND THAT WAY...no wait...it does-AUGH OH GOD MY BACK!!!!!!