Big pimpin on the Palouse

Author: metaldave

Date: July 4, 2002

by metaldave
7-04-02
In a small apartment somewhere near Pullman, Washington...
Mmm baby! You got it going on! Me and you can be making money!
I'll do anything as long as I'm not picking strawberries in the fields with my parents, 8 brothers an 12 sisters!
Anton, the best pimp in all of the Palouse, enlists the help of his friend Cracker John
Yo Cracker John! What can we do with this one to make some money with this girl?
It's all about the image and product positioning Anton
Yeah baby, looking good. G. Dub-ya is my biggest customer. He'll love your sweet ass!
As long as he doesn't stick any tubes up there like he likes it!