Life.exe

Author: metaphor

Date: October 25, 2003

by metaphor
10-25-03
Jake invites his girlfriend Jane into his room.
Hey, how about we sex it up on my bed?
How 'bout I leave now.
CTRL + Z!! OH EM EF GEE!!!11
Uhm . . . would you like me to fondle you?
I think I left something in my car . . .
Illegal operation . . . ONO BLUE SKREAN OF DEATH!
How about I give you flowers and we call it a day?
Jesus Christ, you can't even do a simple keyboard command.