This Man Does Not Like Bush

Author: metaphor

Date: February 12, 2005

by metaphor
2-12-05
Hey dude, guess what?
What?
I've been a closet homo for years, and now I'm ready to come out!
That's super! Hey do you want to uhmm . . . come over . . . to my house tonight for . . . dinner and . . . dessert?
Shit . . . to take it up the ass once and not be drafted, or tell the truth and go die in the sand dunes. FUCK YOU, LIFE DECISIONS