Cretaceous Vaudeville

Author: michaelpatrick

Date: August 19, 2002

by michaelpatrick
8-19-02
Hey Drew, why are you always trying to get people to drink your urine?
I like to think of it as spreading my unholy elixir to the faithful.
Oh...why is it red?
Red is the color of my soul drink of it and we are become one.
I think I'd rather be eaten alive by mormons.
Take your pick.