Cretaceous Vaudevile

Author: michaelpatrick

Date: August 20, 2002

by michaelpatrick
8-20-02
Ahem....It seems that many audience members are offended by our use of such words as "anal, tea-bag, sodomy, tongue-fuck, and piss-drinker"
To correct this situation we are now offering a "clean" version of the show for those with more 'sensitive' ears:
Please drink my tasty wee-wee or I'll stick my naughty bits in your heiny-hole.
I'd prefer it if you let me brush my teeth with your poo-poo!