Cretaceous Vaudeville

Author: michaelpatrick

Date: August 20, 2002

by michaelpatrick
8-20-02
Guess what, Lenny!
You're secretly a hermaphroditic boy-lover who wants to skin me alive and wear my leathery hide?
Uhmm...Actually I was gonna tell you that I met a really cute girl today. She's sweet and quiet, but she doesn't know I exist.
I've considered sending her a 'secret admirer' letter just to see if she's interested...what do YOU think?
You are the most twisted fucking douche-bag I've ever met...I don't even know you...you demented fuck.