Cretaceous Vaudeville

Author: michaelpatrick

Date: August 25, 2002

by michaelpatrick
8-25-02
Hey Lenny! My Man!
Yo Carl. Have you seen Drew?
He said he had a date. I think she's a musician who works at Starbucks with the girl I like.
Carl...A real friend would tell you not to turn around right, now, but the irony of this situation is too good for a sick bastard like me to pass up!
oh....Jesus Fucking Christ.
So now you know what a RUSTY TROMBONE is.