Cretaceous Vaudeville

Author: michaelpatrick

Date: August 25, 2002

by michaelpatrick
8-25-02
That son of a bitch is violating the woman I love right out on the street!!
How could you NOT have seen this coming. I mean it's so fucking funny...for me, that is.
OK...if that's a rusty trombone, then what the fuck's a blumpkin?
I don't think they can do one of those.
Why, do you think she's too much of a lady?
No, it's just that there isn't a toilet nearby.