True Story From Today, no. 1.

Author: michele

Date: February 7, 2005

by michele
2-07-05
Overheard, ~10:15am.
Hey, did you know that in biblical times, people could live to be 900 years old?
i know! that's 'cause there wasn't any junkfood to clog your heart or buses to run you over.
yeah, but, now that i think about it, didn't people have to like, rely on food to fall out of the sky? or like god to come and multiply it to eat?
oh, yeah.
Maybe they just ate all those locusts and frogs that came.
for 900 years? i think i'd rather get hit by a donkey or a pair of feet or whatever.