True Story from Today, no. 2

Author: michele

Date: August 13, 2005

by michele
8-13-05
Overheard, ~10am.
i wonder what boobs really feel like. i bet they feel like water balloons. they look like water balloons.
when i'm thirteen, i'm going to get a bra, and i'm going to stuff it with water balloons so i look fourteen.
yeah, but what if a boy squeezes them and they pop? he'll be mad.
*I'M* going to stuff MY bra with mashed potatoes. Everyone loves mashed potatoes.