CC 181: Anything's Better Than Another Hollow Man

Author: microfetus

Date: April 10, 2003

by microfetus
4-10-03
In the year 2091, the Catholic church puts a ban on the ever increasingly popular Strip Creator.
You're right! Strip Creator must be destroyed! Let's burn their merchandise!
For it is written, man was not meant to create strips before God.
The members of Strip Creator were all murdered on sight.
It's that Strip creating infidel, Microfetus! Get him!
You can kill me, but my hilarity will live on!
Luckily, Kevin Bacon's brain was put in a robot just in case such a Foot Loose-esque event should occur. He is now teaching the people how to write comics, and more importantly, how to live.
Like this, Mr. Bacon?
OBJECTIVE: REBEL AGAINST CREATIVE OPPRESSION IN A HEART WARMING MANNER. SUB OBJECTIVE: ASK ARIEL TO PROM.