The Adventures of Marvin. the Paranoid Android!

Author: midnight_star

Date: January 3, 2003

by midnight_star
1-03-03
Arrg! Who be ye, small robot-y thing? I be Dirty Harry One-Hook but ye can just call me Hooky. Arg!
::sigh:: Not that you would care, but I am Marvin- just the most intellectually advanced robot in the known galaxy. Not that you would care or respect me...
Arrg...in-techly adavanced, aye? Come with me- we'll swashbuckle though the whole galaxy, side by side! Arrg!
What if I tell you I'm too depressed to swashbuckle and would rather sit in the dark corner?
... Ye don't have a choice lad.
::mental sigh:: Not this shit again...my aching diotobes! The galaxy is all against me...