Masochism at its lowest

Author: midnitecaptivity

Date: May 3, 2004

See, I thought about shit canning myself.
But that didn't work. The garbage guy said I didn't have rigor mortis, yet.
I pleaded with the local serial killer, but he said I don't fit the profile he's striving for. Then he went back to reading his instruction manual.
See, it says it right here, "You should kill white chicks."
So now, I guess I'm just going to have to do it myself.
AAHHH FUCK!! I needed this nail to hang the "Go Away" sign on the front door.