All comics by mightyhealthy

 

by mightyhealthy
8-16-08
and the letter reads...
"Dear Mr Johnston, it has recently come to my attention that the diagnosis I made last week was a bit off..."
"When you came in for your counselling session you seemed mentally healthy and ready to take on the world..."
"...but this week I think you have completely lost it. Sincerely, The Concrete Chicken Standing Next to You"

 

by mightyhealthy
8-17-08
hey man, you got any spare change? i gotta pay rent
you have to pay rent to live in that trash can?
no

 

by mightyhealthy
8-17-08
do it pussy. re-kill me.
i'm not a pussy, i'm a rabbit.
then why are you holding that axe?
because i am a rabbit who don't give a fuck.
fuck you and fuck easter.
:(

 

by mightyhealthy
8-17-08
so, god. what's it like being god?
it's nice. probably the same as being a ceo.
the greatness of having wealth, happyiness, power and stock options?
haha, those are good. but no. i meant it's nice not being a faggot.

 

by mightyhealthy
8-18-08
Hey, you happen to see anything funny going on here last night?
Yea, I saw Jerry Seinfeld and he was all like "What's the deal with airline food?"
Very funny, wise guy
... and then he stabbed my brother to death.
He truly is a talented comedian.

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