50 reasons why FF7 was so damn cool

Author: mikeweeney

Date: November 15, 2002

by mikeweeney
11-15-02
#1: Sephiroth was one mean motherfucker.
Oh no, it's like he's looking at ME through the flames!! AAAUUUGGHH!!
#2: Cloud was one messed up motherfucker.
Who are you Cloud? Who are you really? It's ok to cry...
#3-50 all revolve around how hot Aeris was and her tragic death.
*sniff* But Paw, ah jus don' gettit. Why'd sommim so purty haf tah go so soon?
Ah just don' know son. Ah'd rip out mah own heart and give it to her if it'd make her alive agin. *Sob*