CC 170: The Chance Encounter

Author: mikeweeney

Date: February 13, 2003

by mikeweeney
2-13-03
Oh! I've finally met you! You're THE STAPLER, right?
Yep, it's me, in the flesh.
... My, my, you're much more handsome than I expected.
Oh well, yes, I do hear that alot.
Really?
Yeah, the women really like me. It's odd though, everybody I've dated ends up gruesomely dimembered with their genitals and anus stapled open. Weird, huh?