CC 170: The Twist (Unhappy) Ending

Author: mikeweeney

Date: February 13, 2003

by mikeweeney
2-13-03
Hi, Stella, I've been thinking things over, and I- ...well, how about we meet somewhere to talk things over?
I don't know... I have something you need to know, but... ok.
Hi, sorry, I don't want to give the wrong impression, so I'll just get it out of the way- I've met somebody new.
What!
Stapler- meet Clippy.
That's right bitch!
Oh, I see. A giant paperclip. How terribly ironic. I didn't see that one coming. Oh no.