Why I stopped playing text based adventure games

Author: mikeweeney

Date: March 11, 2003

by mikeweeney
3-11-03
"You see a tall, dark skinned, mysterious looking woman leaning on the bar. You feel some sort of power drawing you toward her." >Action?
>Grab nipple
I'm sorry, I don't understand that command. >Action?
>Put cock in mouth
I'm sorry, I don't understand item "cock."
Oh I bet you do, you dirty little devil you.