Why I stopped playing text based adventure games (3)

Author: mikeweeney

Date: March 11, 2003

by mikeweeney
3-11-03
"You enter Mike's House of Whores. You are led to a room occupied by a voluptious, half naked woman. She offers herself to you." >Action?
FINALLY! >Put cock in mouth
"The woman laughs as you approach, remarking that the doctor must have been too overzealous in your circumcision." >Action?
Thaaat's IT.
*sigh* Guess I'll just have to go back to raping the neighbor's dog again.