Why he stopped playing text based adventure games

Author: mikeweeney

Date: March 12, 2003

by mikeweeney
3-12-03
The game "Wally's Wacky Night Out".
"You are in a sparsely decorated room. On the bed is a naked woman with legs spread, moaning her need for you." >Action?
>Start friendly conversation
>Unnacceptable.
Oh, well that would seem the only proper thing to do. What else is there? >List commands
>Acceptable commands include: "ravage", "lick", "insert", "suck", "fuck", "get busy"...
Oh GOD!