Unlikely Surgeon General warnings

Author: mikeweeney

Date: June 27, 2003

by mikeweeney
6-27-03
Injestion of tar has been shown to increase one's flammability.
If you smoke, then you're a big fat stupid doody-head with no friends, loser.
The smell of smoke that pervades everything about you will make you so irrisitable to the opposite sex that you will die from exhaustion after hours of incredible sex.
I'm a stud!