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| Hi, I'm [insert cute girl name]! | |
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| I'm going to talk to you and get to know you and make you laugh a lot by being self-deprecating and poking light fun at you. | |
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| And I'm going to grow to like your humor and your smile, and will look upon you as a good friend, but only a good friend. | |
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| You know what? Screw all that shit, I'm going to be a dick. Get down there and suck my cock, bitch. | |
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